Nonce Props…
I’m not casting judgement or presenting this piece with a bias. Simple…here is the story, in full, from the BBC website:
Leicester’s lord mayor has apologised after his trousers fell down during an educational event for schoolchildren.
Councillor Colin Hall was at Southfields library in the city to take part in a Global Education function. When he stood to give a vote of thanks at Tuesday’s event his trousers came loose and fell. A spokesman for Mr Hall said: “The lord mayor has offered his deepest apologies to those attending the event for any offence caused by the accident.” Mr Hall was a guest at a Summer Showcase organised by Global Education Leicester, a network which works with teachers to promote greater understanding of global perspectives, the city council spokesman said. Pupils from three local schools were present.
The spokesman added: “The Lord Mayor of Leicester, Councillor Colin Hall, attended a function at a local library yesterday where he suffered an unfortunate problem with his trousers. “He was not wearing a belt and the trousers came loose and fell.”
Mr Hall has enlisted the help of fitness guru Rosemary Conley in a bid to lose weight.
He wants to lose up to three stone by next May and is walking to many civic engagements, the council confirmed.
Can I just please repeat to you that first line:
Leicester’s lord mayor has apologised after his trousers fell down during an educational event for schoolchildren.
Also – look at his piggy-peado face. I really can’t trust people who have pointy uppy noses…and this article proves why. This is science…philosophical science. I have an opinion and I am able to back it up. SCIENCE.
I’m sorry…I tried…but this is the best thing I have ever read on the BBC news article. I wish I was there at the school. Oh, to flash at school children and then blame it on weight-loss. The man is a genius, a peadophile, but a genius nonetheless. A PEDIUS, perhaps.
